Groundhog weekend, please?

Butter beans bacon breakfast,

Wake up self inflicted headaches.

Lazy resting liaising with good friends,

This is why I love the weekend.

Tequila shots shuddering memories,

Told someone I loved their hairpiece.

Danced in puddles of unknown liquid,

Wall on bathroom drew a big squid.

Woke up looked down trousers unknown,

Now they’re something that I can own!

Big hugs huge smiles blazing dance moves,

Debating for 15 minutes on “The Emperors new Groove.”

Butter beans bacon breakfast,

Wake up self inflicted headaches.

Lazy resting liaising with good friends,

This is why I love the weekend.